Comes with interrogation room!

Something for every North Korean kiddie.

Since 1939.

The guards are a bunch of pussies!

Be good kids or you get 7 days in The Box!

I’ll stick withToy Story. At least they give you a Woody and a Buzz.

Harsh! Maw would just put us in the closet for an hour.

I guess work sets you free is inappropriate

Zyklon B not included.

Toy Interesting does not necessarily imply Toy Fun, as in “may you live in interesting times.”

Designed by Zbigniew Libera

Everybody knows that the PAWs control the media and the banks.

Crikey they even have snowy German Xmas trees on the freakin’ package!

This only happens in China where dogs and cats are put in gas chambers and cooked as meals.

I wouldn’t make a Korea out of this.

Waterboarding option, sold separately.

@BFC 1328. Do you have something against Cat Suey, or Peking dog?

I guess Bitler the dog would be into this.

V e l l y intelesting,

The lady is Rosa Krebb, available with optional combat shoes. (For the Bond fans – from Russia With Love)

@Marum 3:27pm

I have no problem with Cat Suey and Peking Dogs if they are made in USA?

Re-educational toys.

The Deluxe Version comes with a small gas oven, just big enough for one average size doll.

So you can provide the FINAL SOLUTION to your sister’s dolls cluttering up the house.

@Marum: For a doll? That would be the VINYL solution.

“Concentration” camp – a drug free cure for ADD?

This one time, at concentration camp, we did some interesting things with toys. 😈

If you stick that little electric probe, (the doll on the top right is carrying) up the date of any of the dolls, they will scream until the batteries run out.

@ Marum: Assault and batteries included? 😯

Ah, salted butterflies are extra.