Try the unleaded shrimp extract

Order that last item? No fracking way!

The Exxon Valdez looks excellent

Oops! Make that the 4th item.

We have it by the tanker

That salad has some bee pee on it.

Oh, I see. They’re CRUDE-ités.

Delicious diesel salad!

We won’t pollute your coas….er…..waistline.

Waiter, you folks wouldn’t happen to have mixed race titty extract, would you? I’m a single dad. My Asian baby mama flew the coop and my kid’s hungry…

Well, somebody had to make the dressing….

That’s why you need the oil. To extract the shrimp from wherever it got stuck.

No thanks, it gives me gas.

Gives you more hydrocarbons in your diet.

We have a new chef. The new menu, is only a Shell of what it used to be. In fact, we have had to put an Exxon most Items..

I’m not even ordering the dam salad because my doctor says I should watch my BP.

At these prices it’s not AGIP.

They’ve gone green, I see.

My Chinese neighbor , Mr Lau, has been missing for quite a while.

Salads made by big oil companies are always dull and damp.

Waiter, a BP, a Shell and a Mobil. please!