Can you guarantee she’s gluten free?

Just add water.

Something organic.

She has deep roots.

Please fertilise regularly.

She’s utterly radishing!

If you lick them regularly, her boobs will gtow like wildfire.

But if your sense of direction is lousy, and you lick the other part….It will glow squeezier.

Princess Peach?

It is handy when she grows boobs. That way you know which side you’ve got hold of.💑

I once had a rather feeble-minded collague named Katherine, nicknamed Kattis. Apparently, when tranlasted into Japanese, KA-TIS comes out as “‘talking vegetable”, which I always felt was entirely appropriate.

Edit: tranlasted = translated.

Plant as in factory, not as in living organism – but why would a princess work on a plant? To escape the despotic king?

Or, continuing on the “plant = factory” meaning, was she *made* on a plant?

Does this mean her downstairs strawberry flavor is NATURAL?

@Running Comment 5:44 am,

Someone was obviously putting one over on you.
“Kattis” would be pronounced “katchisu” in Japanese, which has no meaning in Japanese whatsoever. To the average Japanese this would merely sound like some weird foreign-sounding babble word.

Sorry, bro’.

The ULTIMATE Venus flytrap!

Whoever wrote this was really into a certain plant.

Robert Plant’s Daughter.

@Long Tom. 0833.

Did you perchance mean: The ULTIMATE “Penis Flytrap”.

Which sounds good to me. Sorta like a Trffid, only, IT swallows.

Actually that’s it. It’s a hybrid Triffid.

Howards Penis Muscipula.

Named after the Plant Geneticist Friedrich Howard, who developed the species. He died tragically soon afterwards. He was found dead in his laboratory, after being sucked to death by one.

EDIT. Sorry to all whom I have lead astray. It is not a Triffid. After all Triffids are like Unicorns. They don”t exist do they?

It is a hybrid Venus Flytrap. Howard’s Dionaea muscipula penii.

I hope that clears that up.

@Running comment 0544. From my totally inadequate Japanese, the only word I can think of that is close, is kabocha = pumpkin. Thus one could have something like: kabocha atama = pumpkin head.
Which is most likely, grammatically incorrect.

BTW. I don’t care if she is gluten-free.

As long as she is; ruten-free.

EDIT; As long as she is ruten, free. Small punctuation error there. But it does alter the meaning.

Or perhaps “freely”

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

I am a Meaty Prince!

I seed what she did there.

Show us your family tree; or, if you’re only lesser royalty, your bush.

@DnT. A gentleman, would always offer to shave it for his lady.

Although, I wouldn’t advise using aftershave lotion afterwards.

Maybe a nice wet licking, would suffice.

Hehe. I can imagine having to go outside, to fetch her from where she has flown to, after a liberal application of alcohol based aftershave..

Maybe that’s why Fehg Shui, tells you not to place your bed under a window.

TYPO: Feng

@Marum | 5:05 pm: ….because your lady is someone to a door. 😛

Haha mate. Adorable beyond belief.
I don’t know about anyone else’s preference, but I took it all off, except for a small landing strip in the front. I found that to be uncontrollably enticing, on my lady.

@Pete 7.31 am:

Well, that actually makes thing even funnier, as the person who told me is Japanese – we even had our given names printed in Chinese characters by this chap, in their Japanese tranliteration (mine came out as “drunk and crazy”) and I have the sign still. Very clverely done and I will now contact him (+25 years on…) to call the bluff !

@Running Comment,

If your Japanese friend INSISTS it means “talking vegetable” I would be VERY interested to know which kanji (characters) he uses to come up wirh that meaning.

I shall pass. A plant based princess is still a princess.

Invasion of the body snatchers?