Better hold the onions…

Better hold the onions…

posted on 4 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Goats rarely burst…

Photo courtesy of Grant Murray.
Menu spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I knew a vegan diet could be dangerous!

Algernon
Algernon
5 years ago

Whose calling names

Algernon
Algernon
5 years ago

Bloated but for an onion

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It was an udder catastrophe.

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 years ago

Bring me my onion burst, you fat cow !

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

That’s why cows all should have horns.

So they can blow them, when they are about to fart.

James
James
5 years ago

But it’s only wafer thin…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRpt4a6H99c

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

To burp is human; to explode, bovine.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT 0522. In the old days, when all we had was lanterns for light at night was lanterns, many a Vet. blew himself and a cow up whilst operating at night. All he had to do was inadvertently puncture it’s stomach, to cause one God-almighty Methane CH4 explosion.

Moral of the story. Beware of spontaneous cowbustion.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

EDIT; When all we had for light at night was lanterns.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

So that’s why they make you cry.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Was that onion “wafer thin”?

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

The Outback restaurants serve Bloomin’ Onions, the Outburst Restaurants serve Burstin’ Onions.

James
James
5 years ago

Not one to order if the waitress is chubby.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If it has crispy bacon – count me in.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Well, at least we now know for sure that in China the occurrence of exploding livestock isn’t limited to chickens anymore.

And I’m udderly confused whether to find this heartening or dismaying….

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

I’ll let Dr. Lex correct me but if I’m readin’ my Chinese characters right it really says something along the lines of “Oniony Stir-fried Marbled Beef Filet”.

Or something like that.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Myself 2:54 pm,

Question is, is it REALLY beef?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Pete 🖢above.

Maybe it’s the cat in the Chop Suey.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

What I should have said. Now, that’s put the cat in the Chop Suey.😾

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

BTW. The reason why the menu(es?) get spotted in China =

The Chineesee are very messy eaters👲

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Pete | 2:54 pm : The problem starts when they over-filet.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

How now Brown Cow?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

As the bull said, as he just failed to jump over the barbed wire fence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

So much flying bovine excrement, they thought Donnie was paying a surprise visit.

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

That was so moo ving

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
5 years ago

Is that how they make Bovril?

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