Because animal rights.

Tastes like chicken.

I’ll feed it to the dog

Soylent bean.

Not human extract natural taste

Human beans.

I guess we should be grateful it isn’t human waste….wait a minute…?

Finger food, made from real fingers.

Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

Contains blood, sweat and tears.

RELAX N o one dried.

RELAX!

No one dried.

Recommended by three out of four cannibals.

¡Soy humano!

Are those fava beans by any chance? I’ve heard they go well together with a nice Chianti.

@Dr Lex above.
They are both fava and mava beans.

An ingrediënt in Ms. Lovett’s meat pies (from Sweeney Todd).

“Photo courtesy of Jacob” – maybe it’s a packet of Jacob’s. (British rhyming slang 😉 )

@DNT above:
.Maybe it’s a goat of many colours.

OK. I’ll have a groat’s worth of those groats.

Speaking of a “Coat of Many Colours”.

Dolly Parton’s husband, put on one of her jumpers backwards, and went to the fancy-dress-ball, as a camel.

To quote a well-known character: “Eat my shorts!”

Got the balls to eat this, anybody?