I really need something good

The pisssoir of positive thinking.

The sign tells me so

So many word so little said

I wish you would fall into a well.
signed,
A well-wisher.

Maybe someone has got the goods on you.

“Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggonit, people like me.”

His lady’s name was Wells.

So he fell into her, several times a day.

Instead of many “goods”, one superb would be perfectly adequate.

If you can’t be good.

Be good at it!

Good girl: (despairingly) “It’s hard to be good.”

Bad girl (gleefully) And the harder it is, the gooder it feels.”

A fairy came and taught him not to speak engrish.

Herman’s Hermits said it better.

@James 0910. When the fairy came, it must have been very good. For he started uttering incomprehensible unfinished sentences.

Prattle of a simple man.

For some odd reason this Engrish calls Chaka Khan’s “Tell Me something Good” to mind…