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Tight Dependence Engrish.
Dissin’ America again…
Photo courtesy of Grant Murray.
Found in Urumqi, China.
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Yes, talking to the animals may help civilise them.
Want civilisation? Do a lot – really go to town!
In the bowl. Not the floor
And for number two
You may be only a little squirt, but don’t let that stop you reaching for the stars!
Do nothing, maximum civilisation
Put the seat up, you ill-mannered barbarian!
The dolittle civilization in current Northeastern China was known for its pottery tradition.
You want more civilization? At least you’ve got a pot to piss in.
Alexey Stakhanov was clearly a barbarian.
Appears to have his dick where his belly-button should be.
His name is Pierre.
I would most definitely, not drink of the waters of that fountain.
Maneken Pis Brussels: https://www.brussels.info/peeing-boy/
Actually! The Flemish people do seem to have an obsession with pissing.
Jeanneke Pis Brussels:
https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Attraction_Review-g188644-d1879814-Reviews-Jeanneke_Pis-Brussels.html
Seeing that they pipe beer though the boy one, at various times of the year, gives one a new slant on the expression: “Getting stuck into the piss.”
This message brought to you by a doctor who talks with animals.
@James 0930. Boxer was a prime example of one thing Marx said. (K Marx that is not G Marx)
ie: The workers should be denied the vote. (disenfranchised) Further on he explains; “No matter what the system the workers are always exploited. (Therefore their vote does not count my words)
Poor old Boxer.
@Classic Steve 1234.
I knew his cousin, Dr. DoSFA
Dr. Do SFA. SFA= surgeons for apathy, as well as the other one.
Not doing much; just pissing around.
Not much civilization happening yet, but I can stick it out for a while longer.
Not enough civilization? Well, ain’t that a pisser!
When they pipe beer through it, one wouldn’t imagine that it is flowing continuously. (What a waste)
Probably one twists his nuts anticlockwise to turn the flow on, and clockwise to stop it.
Thus, in engineering/plumbing/hydraulic terms, it would be a; “Low Pressure Cock.”
As different from; “A High Pressure Cock”
BTW. I haven’t got a clue, as to what one would call the female one.
Marum | 8:50 pm: Cheap wine comes in boxes. 😉
@DnT 0411.
Yes. After 50 years of married life, I can imagine it being referred to as a “Whine Cask”.
DnT: Funny you should say that. I once saw a New Yorker cartoon showing a tanker truck with the words “CHEAP WHITE WINE” on it.