Merry Christmas

Tis the seeson to be jorry!
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra

We all wish we were Merry Christmas.

Whose Mary Christmas.

And come only once a year? No, thanks, I don’t want to be that!

And a hairy new year

I hope Santa brings you an indefinite article for Christmas.

As the axe murderer sang – Deck the halls with parts of Molly, falalala, lalalala, marijuana’s better than holly………

If you’re Merry Christmas then it’s Festivus for the rest of us.

Awww, I’ve never been so celebrated!

Reception: Your name, sir?
Customer: The name is Christmas, Merry Christmas!

Bong, James Bong

No I don’t!

Mary Christmas was felt by everyone.

Hark the holy cash-registers ring,
Come and buy most everything.

There was a classmate with the family of “Christmas” when I was in high school. I cannot remember his given name, but it wasn’t “Merry”.

Really . . . Am I ?