When retreat is not an option.

Homosexual soldiers are the best!

The never leave their mates behind.

Well! I heard of a bloke who was a Rear-Admiral

Rear service? Could that be stores.

ie Quartermasters Store etc.

Private Pyle-driver.

Just what every rectal propulsion supervisor needs.

With that ring of confidence.

It’s a crack team.

It’s nice to know someone’s got your back.

They go behind enema lines.

Watch out for the privates!

Reared in captivity but ready to come out.

Trained assassins.

Headquartered in Manassas, Virginia

Why is the Greek army writing in Chinese???

@Chris 5:49 am,

But not Assawoman Bay, Maryland?

(Yes, it exists. Google it!)

So this is the true face of Area 51.

@Marum | 2:11 am: The straight soldiers dig fox holes. 😉

Any of you old enough to remember former POTUS Jimmy Carter? His personal physician/surgeon (from his Navy days) was a rear admiral. He required routine EAR surgery, from his REAR admiral; and there were no shortage of jokes about that subject.

@DNT Foxy??

See Private Partts for Major Ben Dover and a dishonorable discharge.

@Pete, 11:45 AM: OMGWTF, I had no idea that place existed! Thanks for sharing-the information will be useful.

@Chris,

I was around 14 when I was with my dad on a fishing trip in the car and he pointed out the road sign stating we were crossing Assawoman Bay. I’m sure you can easily imagine how much I snickered at that.

I read that during World War Two, the Soviet Army had “blocking detachments” which prevented soldiers from retreating when facing the enemy on the battlefield.

@Long Tom,

I read that any Soviet soldiers caught retreating when they were supposed to be charging forward were shot on sight.

I shall pass.
Show me to the front-service department.

The Rear Admiral’s office is only accessible through the back door.