Dutch ass can’t compare.

Tight and firm

Flem ish you say.

Chocolate starfish?

Must be the butt of many jokes.

I would be more likely to require it by the Centimetre, than the kilogram.

It comes with High Cs, at the very end.

Not just your average Hershey highway.

Gently, gently catchee monkey.

At least I said; “¿Puedo hacerle el amor a tu trasero?” to see if I had permission.

EDIT: Assked not said.

Superior Belgian Ass = Jean-Claude van Damme ?

How much for a pound?

@Marum, 4:42 AM: Can I ass you a question?

@Chris. 0700. Yes I am hetero. ‘Twas my lady I asked, not my laddie.

I guess this makes sense, if one were to find inferior ass in the Netherlands.

Superior Belgian ass makes my Brussel sprout

@Yu No Hoo: About 10 smackers.

That’s the end of White Supremacy!

Belgians who think their shiat don’t stink?

200g? Superior to what – a gnat’s ass?

NOW! This is a subject, I can really get my teeth into.

Poopermensch

On the shelf next to the “Welsh lady ass fudge.”

Next aisle over is for the fudgepackers!

Unlike whoop-ass, not sold in cans.

I beg to differ: https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=can+of+whoop+ass&qpvt=can+of+whoop+ass&FORM=IGRE

@Long Tom 8:11 pm,

Are you using a term that stems from The Greaseman’s radio work?

@Long Tom: I guess my wording was a little ambiguous. I meant “Unlike whoop-ass, Superior Belgian ass is not sold in cans.”

No thanks.
An inferior donkey would do fine.