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Too many carbs
I est bread for life
One life sandwich and a Bloody Mary, please.
The cake is a life!
One man’s bread is another man’s death….wait, perhaps it was the other way around ?
One man’s life is another man’s bread !
In the meantime, here are some stale Saltines.
Life to eat, not eat to life.
Give us this day our daily sandwich….
Waiter, I shall have nine lives, please!
Sorry Tojo. I prefer hydrogenated vegetable oil. It kills yer quicker.
How can that be?
Cat have nine lives.
Cat no eat bread.
Japanese sleep in little cubicles.
You call that life?
LET THEM EAT CAKE.
Marie Antoinette.
Sire! The poor are revolting. Oh yes. Just look at the scurvy knaves.
Louis XVI.
BTW Louis and Marie were just 15 and 14yo. respectively when they were married. (Should have been a great love story)
Louis was the king of France, before the revolut-i-on,
Then they cut his head right off, it ruined his constitut-i-on.
(from old Sea Shanty. {anon})
Don’t fill up on bread!
When I find life on my bread I usually throw it away.
Life with bread? So the meat in the sandwiches is extra rare, then?