Folks can lift on their own time…

Folk lifts are for the Byrds.

No listening to that hippie crap when you work here!

Is Fork Song permitted on the premise?

After the “duct tape incident”, nails became the obvious choice.

Peter, Paul and Mary use Uber anyway.

I can understand that.

Using a Folk lift would folk it.

But no electric guitars.

Woody Guthrie sent me here

I guess the lift is blowin’ in the wind

Well oil be folked.

&# 127926; We are all singing fork songs, and we have lots of folking friends,
And we’ll keep on singing fork songs, ’till the folking singing ends. 🎸 🎜

The wooden boards will not be held on the pallet by nails.

Because nails do not have handies with nails on them.

Therefore; The wooden boards will be nailed on the pallet by hands.🛠

And if the hands fail to nail them on, we will give them folking sack.🍟

Pallet hanging on by its very nails…..

I once had a tenant who was a linguistic genius. In a statement of nine words he managed to use “folk” six tines.

ergo; Folk me, It’s folking absofolkinglutely folking folked, folk it.”

I believe he deserves to go down in English grammar.

Fork dancing is done by people on people, who can’t do folk dancing on forks.

A machinery maker named Linne,
Made forklifts of mainly cast-iron and tin.
They were as light as a feather,
And in strong windy weather,
They’d leap around like a Walrus on Gin.

A young folk-singer named Mitch,
Used a tuning fork to perfect his pitch,
But alas and alack,
He was as flat as a tack,
And his folk-singing was an absolute bitch.

@Marum: What about angels dancing on the head of a pin?

@Long Tom 1928. The angels may well be able to do that.

I was imagining a drunken Walrus in a tutu, executing a pas de deux on a rock, whilst performing Swan Lake.

Purr….Marum.(Die unglaubige Katze)

Folk no lift? So, What The Folk?