Keep ankles free!

Whose feet should I put on, then?

Are the hands OK

I’ve had my leg pulled often enough so I’m sure my feet can take it.

Shoes are out of the question

…and did those feet in ancient time walk upon England’s mountains green ?

Well, bless my sole!

♫ “You can leave your head on” ♫

– J. Cocker

Can I put on the Ritz?

This one has me stumped.

Well, at least someone corrected the apostrophe…

No extensions allowed in the house.

God! You wouldn’t knock me back for a mere inch….Would you?

I know what a Korean lady would say if you put a foot inside.

AIEEEEE! Too muchee! Too muchee!!

Defendant: I walked up the steps sir.

Lawyer: And those feet which you used to walk up the steps…. Did they walk down again too?

Give some people a foot and they think they’re a ruler.

I’ll put on my hands then

Just a reminder to put on your meters since they switched to the metric system.

Reminds me of the scene in “The Empire Strikes Back” when C3PO was dismantled.

SOLELY designed for the hands

Every journey of a thousand miles begins with putting your feet on….eh, putting one foot in front of the other….oh, nevermind.

I put my foot in my mouth…does that count ?

@Running Comment | 10:36 am: You could get toe-maine poisoning!

I never put one foot in front of the other.

I treat them both equally.

Running Comment 1036.

Could come in handy, when your lady won’t give you any.

Cum to think of it.Would that be classed as recycling?

Voltron says, “You mean I have to kick this robeast’s ass with no legs?”