Smart Little Sonnies

In order to not have gotten into trouble, they should have paid with Dat-money.

Sonnies, I am dis-mon… er.. disappoint.

Fired bean curd…disgusting !

A curd-pedlar’s job is never done.

Bean curd pedlars are not that easy tofu-L.

I guess bean curd that still has a job would be more expensive.

My kingdom for a cure seller

Sonnies or curd dis money makes

Don’t get me started on what the smart little Cher did.

When they tried to use a dis-credit card nobody would believe them.
(it was a monkster card)

My hoovercraft is full of bean curdle.

Sorry…got confused; I meant my bean curdle is full of hoovercraft.

Next time was worse; they used Dis-credit.

I’ve looked at life from both sides of the basement of the tablet now…

Why you gotta be a smart little sonnie on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding?

Is Dis-money anything like Dis-ney Dollars?

Fired bean curd deserves to be bought with Dis-money

Dis-money, Dat-money, Whateva’ Da-money, Don’t be a sonnie…

Could this be about the new Sony tablet?

You got me at ‘distributed’.

How did the little smart sonnies get widely distributed? A finger here, an ear there, a spleen in Taiwan…

Bean curds?
No Whey!

If you use Dis-money the police will probably try and find out you in according to your features

Curd pedalling may be OK. But I’ll stick to an exercise bike.

Taking into account what has been happening in Oz lately. Any Bank Plastic, would automatically be a Discredit Card.

So. They tore the little smart sonnies into little bits, and scattered their pieces.
(or I assume, from the last line)

At least the peddler was smart enough not to put the Dis-money with the money or else all of his money would have been Dis-troyed.