Do they have toast of the French?

Gastro-pub?? Dunno how that sounds in other parts of the world, but Aussies would avoid it like the plague! We’d assume it was a place where one could get gastroenteritis!

So London is not in Britain anymore? Thanks, Brexit!

The last time I tried enjoying myself over the lunch of the Italian he kept moving to another table.

So perhaps a Danish would be fine

Gastric pub maybe.

I once enjoyed myself over the lunch of the Italian… but that’s all in the pasta.

Modern British food, isn´t that a contradiction in itself ?

Let us laugh heartily at the misfortune of the starving Italian, ha! He is not London!

The Italian was enjoying his lunch until those British yobs barged in.

No, NO, NOOOO!!!!
I don’t WANT to eat Spumoni!!!!!!!!

Modern British food?
Obviously he meant sushi:

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/sushi-britains-new-national-dish-853419.html

@ P C. 1527. More like Curry and Naan Bread.

Fish & Ships … & Gondolas.

Italian lunch? I thought we were going to London!