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Then it is fine.
Terminal should try vaping…
posted on 12 Jun 2018 in Signs
That’s nothing: the tower is still hooked on meth.
Photo courtesy of Brad Ryall.
Found in Japan.
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Let’s not smoke
Get your butt outside.
Air is for smoking
Too late – the outside is terminally ill.
Less chance of getting a terminal illness.
Never give up, terminal!
I gave up smoking to train.
It won’t go ashtray with that decision.
But we all know that Electronics is only smoke. When you see all the smoke leak out of a component, it no longer works.
When I was a young bloke, they used to call cigarettes “coffin nails”.
I don’t think I’ve heard that term in 40 – 50 years.
Technically speaking, the fag is ON TOP of the X…so perhaps it is the other way around ?
@Running Comment | 4:33 am: Either way, the terminal is an X-smoker.
They’ve supplied the solution. Inhale a few lines.
That explains the patches on the walls.
It was tired of cigarettes in plane packaging.
@Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am: Switched to choo-chooing tobacco?
I see a fire extinguisher in the background….an effective albeit somewhat messy way to give up smoking.
@ Droll 4:57 am
Naw, I’m going coal turkey.
@DNT 0457. Jeez! It sure would be inadvisable to light it before chewing it.
Do you smoke after intercourse?
“No! But I raise a fair sweat in the summer months.”
“So, Walt. What did you bring back from the New World?”
‘Well, I err brought back this weed.’
“OH yeah Walt. Whadda’ you do with it? WHAT!! You put it in your mouth? What then do you set fire to it? WHAAATT? You do? Geez Walt, you’re on a winner there.”
Bob Newhart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDxAzVEbN4
@Yu No Hoo | 5:27 am: Honest engine? You’ll earn my es-steam if you do!
X-smokes for the X-Men.
I thought clean air wasn’t supposed to be terminal!
@Marum 5:59 am,
The version I heard in my youth was:
Woman: “Do you smoke after sex?”
Man: “Well, gee, I dunno. I never looked! (Lifts the covers to take a peek…)
@ Droll 6:59 am
I decided to give my lungs some tender loving care.
As seen in ‘Terminal X’.
Guess we’ll have to wait to get on the plane to get high.
Really? I thought I just heard the P A system go “Bong”.
@Pete | 7:41 am: I live in Southern Oz, and your version is the one I remember.
The banana bender* version is a good one, though.
*Queenslander
Knowing that it was on the verge of terminal cancer.