May also carry a concealed comb.

The Man Behind the Scissors appears to be having a beer.

Edward, you shouldn’t have

Sorry sir, you’re cut off.

Better a beer than an axe

More like ‘The Man Behind the Teeth’

“Although present on the occasion, I have no clear recollection of the events leading up to it.”

– Winston Churchill

I’m worried about the man in front of the scissors.

Worst selfie ever.

That’s who’s to blame for cutting off the top of your head!

Cutting comment is made at here!

Confucius say- Man behind scissors should chose better hiding place.

Too wimpy. Go Bold.
Be the gardener behind the clipping shears.
Or the shepherd behind the wool shears!

It’s the barbarian of Seville.

Go home The Man, you’re drunk

FIGARO

You young snipperwhapper!

He’s no Scrappy Coco though.

@FB . As long as he isn’t the Vulgar Boatman.

You could hear him swearing from the Danube.

🎶Rasori e pettini, lancette e forbici,
al mio comando tutto qui sta.
V’è la risorsa, poi, del mestiere
colla donnetta… col cavaliere…🎺

BTW. verse from Figaro

forbici (It) = scissors.

@Marum 5:10,

From Vulgaria?

♪ Bar, bar, bar, bar barber man,
bar, bar, bar, bar barber man…. ♪

Circumcisions done while you wait.

Matthew Flinders cicumcized Tasmania in 1799.

After that warm-up, he circumcised Australia from 1801 – 1803.

Actually a very good book for they who are interested in Aust history:

My Love Must Wait. The story of Matthew Flinders voyages. “My Love” was his wife. For the Admiralty would not allow him to bring her with him, on the voyage from England.

@Marum | 6:02 am: With a 60ft clipper, I heard.

@Pete | 5:46 am: By the Bleach Boys?

“The Man’s Behind”- the Scissor Sisters. 😛

@DnT 6:18,

Yup. Ya beat me to that, mate.
🙂

@Marum 5:54,

First Japanese Mohel I’ve ever seen!

Adapted from The Wizard of Oz:

Barber:
♪ ♪ ♪
Clip, clip here
Clip, clip there
We give the roughest claws
That certain air of savoir faire
In the merry old land of…

Customer:

“OUCH! Owww….!!!!!”

Barber:
“Oh, dear…”

Burma shave, anyone ?

He hates rock.

I’m starting with the man behind the scissors… I’m asking for a permanent wave…

@Pete 5:46 AM – so he’s the one Benny Lava fought!

Hope his name is not Sweeney Todd!

> seventy2rd o clock
> More like ‘The Man Behind the Teeth’

The man behind the inscissors :p

@Yu No Hoo 10:14,

But he loves paper…

@Yu No Hoo | 10:14 am: He’s into (w)rap.

@ Pete 8:41 pm

Probably just won a kirigami contest.

@YNH 4:15 am,

Hai. Soh deshou.

“When I got my hair cut the other day, my barber used a four-letter word that really offended me.”
“What word was that?”
“Oops!”

@Wax Frog | 11:30 am: HAHA! Had to google Benny Lava; I had forgotten that stuff!

#bandname

The man behind the man behind the scissors is the man having a beer.