This explains the bear attacks…

Food coat ? I think they mean Gaga, not Gala!

Mmmm! Jacket potatoes!

Comes with collard greens.

Try the pizza pockets.

When you resort to cheap translators.

If you got food on your coat, would you be piste?

Something for the slopes when you’re hungry

Guess peas are out of the question

@Algernon | 4:34 am : Why not snow peas? But don’t eat the yellow snow!

My food coat is full of weave ills.

Hot Pockets?

I’ll have the mock turtle neck soup.

I used to wear snow shows with my food coat, but they melted.

I reckon a coat made from hamburger buns must be quite cozy, and also has shock-absorbing properties.

Beats air-bags

I give the Japanese person who attempted this Engrish with the use of the word “Coat”.

Because at least s/he used PHONICS trying to spell the Katakana “Hu-udo Ko-oto” for “Food Court” instead of the more typical approach of going to the Japanese-English dictionary and picking out any random synonymous word shown!

S/He could have guessed and translated it as “Food Magistrate”* or even as “Food Woo”.*

*Hat tip to Roget’s online thesaurus!