Spit-takes will not be tolerated.

Spit-takes will not be tolerated.

posted on 29 May 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

no-conversation-no-saliva

I can’t help it!

Photo courtesy of Ya Yin Ko.
Found in China.

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Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What we want is; wry twit dry wit.

Algernon
Algernon
6 years ago

Oh spit

Algernon
Algernon
6 years ago

Silent dribbling

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m spitless.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Of course: No conversation, no saliva!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Saliva has its uses. Imagine what would happen if your lady had oral sex with you without it.😜 🔥

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This sign, is the spitting image of one I’ve seen elsewhere.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

ssǝlʇᴉds pǝᴉɹɹoʍ ɯ,I

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Is this a dentist’s conference or something?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Tis Aussie bloke goes to a Zoo.

He sees a sign which says: BEWARE THE LLAMA SPITS

And he was.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It,s finger lickin good. It’s lingham fricken good.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’ve reflected upon this sign, to no sensible conclusion.
I,ʌǝ ɹǝɟlǝɔʇǝp ndou ʇɥᴉs sᴉƃu’ ʇo uo sǝusᴉqlǝ ɔouɔlnsᴉou˙

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

They aren’t talking. They had a spat.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Drools are drools…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t tell secretions!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

People around there speak fluid English.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

How do you know I was talking? Do you have a wetness?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Don’t say it, don’t spray it!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

How about conservation of salvia?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
6 years ago

Ok, what about conservation of saliva?

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