Running the country on trains

There with a bullet

What were the politicians doing

AI?

I will not buy this record – it is scratched.

This train’s AI is smart enough to run the whole country, the government is obsolete.

Don’t you wish the whole country could be walk?

That “especially” snow is much tougher than ordinary snow.

If it’s built as well as ANY of the Chinese made appliances I’ve had, there is NO WAY I would get on that train.

A domestic who can run that fast could have the whole country cleaned in no time!

If you’re going to run the country, taking a train would be cheating.

Strong against especially snow; what about very snow?

Yu No Hoo 4:22: Strong against especially snow and cold? It should come to the very snowy and cold Canada!

Run, run, as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m the Shinkansen train!

The JoeTsu is weak against the JaneTsue!

Most trains aren’t fast enough to catch cold.

The best way to run a country is for the people to get to choo-choose.

@ Big Fat Cat 4:45 am

Canadian trains run slow because of all the maple syrup on the tracks.

Man, how much track did they have to lay to fit the whole country on it??

My hovertrain is full of wheels.

“Can you lun?”

“No!”

“OK. Then let’s see you twat.”

At 319 Kph in a small country like Japan, you’d think it would run off the end before it stopped.

The train is strong against cold, because at Mach II it generates sufficient heat to heat itself up.

Also cold is slower than hot. Because anyone can catch cold.

BTW. Do you know that Sat 05.05.18. Is World Naked Gardening Day.

@Pete. Are commas very expensive in Japan?

@DNT 0634.
That’s strange Mine is full of Neodymium Magnets.

Q. Do you know how you get magnetic repulsion?

A. You use very ugly magnets.

Germany has the ugliest magnets, because German Mag-lev Trains work on Magnetic Repulsion.

Chinese magnets are much prettier, because their Mag-lev Trains work on Magnetic Attraction.

I just love how people from the States and elsewhere think Canada is the only country with cold and snowy weather. They’d be shocked if they came to where I live live now. :”Hey, why is all this snow green”? “That’s not snow, it’s grass.” Sigh…

Nobody? OK. “May the 4th be with you.”

I know that Korea and parts of China are often very cold, but not necessarily snowy.

BTW In the USA, Cinco de Mayo is considered a Mexican national holiday when it actually isn’t. (It’s a holiday in a small part of Mexico.) Surprisingly real Mexican national holidays get ignored.

@ Marum 6:48 am

I hear the most popular thing to plant is two lips.

@Marum | 6:48 am: Naked gardening? NOPE!

http://www.pennlive.com/wildaboutpa/2018/05/16_reasons_to_maybe_skip_world.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

I’m from Canada. When we think of a really cold country, we think of Russia.

@EffEff above. ‘Al ask er.

@Yu Noo Hoo. 1754.

Especially when I’m naked. Woo Hoo!

That is still leaps and bounds better than any country run by dictators.