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For boxes
For abrasives
Damn, I shipped a nail.
You don’t want to see the nose hair trimmer.
These ought to remove the horny!
A manicure generally removes the cuticles. This is the industrial grade set for removing the uglycles.
So what’s in the shaving kit; a machete and a blowtorch??
At the bottom of the card is a selection of exclamations you may need while using this set.
The labelling just doesn’t cut it.
Nail clipper is this one –>
– Have you seen my screwdriver, honey? I need to shave.
– But just the nails, Mommy!
Pedicure set: a hacksaw and a wood file.
Designed just for Edward Scissorhands.
Husband:
Want to get dinner at that restaurant you’ve been asking about, sweetie?
Wife:
Sure, honey. But give me a while, OK?
I’m about to start amputating my nails first.
Hey, guys; I wonder what label is on the pipe cutter? 😈
Q: What did the ancient Romans use to cut hair?
A: A pair of Caesars.
Is this Engrish or just a bad idea?
Putting the ‘man’ in “manicure”.
Jason’s favourite!
You thought you were tough as nails, but the nails turned out to be a lot tougher. Especially when applied to your body with a hammer.
Manicure set for the color-coordinated Chuck Norris in your life.
Cutting edge technology.
Ideal for opening manicure sets.
I know they are called “nails”. But they are not made of ironn. Really!
1 Rupiyah = 0.000094 Australian Dollar.
Hmmm. I guess you gets, what you pays for.
The Japaneese way of removing horniness is better.
Two nips, and it is gone.
Yang yang = that which is – no clue as to the rest.
Mum, where are my hands?