I got stuck here for two hours…

Mmmm … Traffic jam!

Too much of this food will clog your arterials.

Next to ‘Hotel Accident, ‘Hotel Drink Drive’ and ‘Hotel Baby On Road’

I’ll have the non-veg traffic jam please.

I think a bus boy broke down.

I see the problem; it’s just a stall.

– Excuse me, Officer, where is the Room 237?
– Turn right at the the ‘Stop’ sign, second exit on the left. And no parking in the bathroom, Madam.

*phones home* Hi honey. I’ll be late getting home tonight, there’s a f***ing hotel parked right across the freeway!

Damn! I was just driving to the Delhi for some milk!

In the Middle of the roundabout

The air is to die for

Running low on gas? Try the food here!

Where everyone’s a waiter.

The prices here are highway robbery!

I prefer Marmalade.

With a broad Indian accent:

The plene was trying to gain altitude, when it hit an hotel loaded with hey, and burst into flemes.

It’s actually a toll road. You actually have to buy a six-pak to get to Goa.

@Algernon 0436 .

“From” not “for”.

Where Steve Winwood performs every evening.

Hey Baby, let’s stop here and get a room here.
After all, we are here in Bang Galore.

Ladies only club down the street in Man Galore.

Been stuck here in this taxi and its uncomfortable seats for 5 hours straight and gosh am Mysore.

Be careful with those non-veg items.
Last time I tried the Kolkatas and had Delhi Belly for a week!

Don’t order the non-veg jam, I heard it comes from between people’s toes.

The low spark of high-heeled bell-boys must have caused an accident.

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never beat the traffic.

Traffic jam recipe:
4 Ford pintos
2 Yugos
1 Jeep Cherokee

Boil for 8 hours.
Tastes like lemon!

@DnT 3:37,

AKA Mr. Ed’s Half-Breed special?

(Pinto, Yugoslavian, Cherokee, etc.)

@ Marum | 7:27 am |
It’s a quote with apologies to the Lion King

@engrishwebmaster: What happened to the Brog?

Welcome to the Hotel Traffic Jam. Such a crowded place …

What . . . non-vegetarian jam??
YUCK !!