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By order of Major Gaff.
Oh, shoot!
North Korea?
Did you pay your war fare?
Must be the Spratley Islands
Only if you’re peaced-off.
We need some form of egression.
Someone who is totally bombed won’t see the sign anyway.
Some airports have turnstiles, this is a hostile.
Signed, Ah Mee.
Reopening next march.
Opening door may cause a draft.
OK! I’ll begin a small whore.
I notice the said door/gate depicts wind-turbines.
Maybe this has something to do with Greenpiss.
Now that the homosexual lobby has appropriated the word “rainbow”.
It makes me wonder what all those mad matelots were doing, on the high seas in the Rainbow Warrior.
@Lora 0959 yesterday.
I will take you word for it my dear. Having grown up and worked in Tropical/subtropical climates all my life.
I have seen snow four times, and found it to be a highly overrated substance.
DNT 0422.
Hoss style,
Doggy style,
Any style.
No time to waste during a war.
This door is locked and loaded.
Give Peace a Chance! to enter — John Lennon
So this store only opens on Black Friday.
The Imperial German Army (World War One and prior) had what were known as “hostilities only” officers, where soldiers from the non-noble classes could not remain as commissioned officers afterward. Of course this system was abolished after the end of World War One when the Kaiser and all the German petty monarchs abdicated.
Because “Emergency Exit” is so last year.
@Long Tom 13343.
Q. So they weren’t Prussian then?
A. Actually. The were quite stationary when I saw them.