This is why I drive a Ford.

If you spell it “sicence”, there’s a chance you’ve already raised too many spirits!

Oh what a feeling

Yes I enjoy myself, but that’s an indoor sport.

Whoever designed this must have been high on moonshine.

Enjoy yourself sicence

A better idea is to enjoy someone else. Especially if he/she is a sport.

Outdoor sports always gets me extra tired.

First you get all patronizing and talk to me like I’m a dolt, and then you go all occult on me and start talking to me about raising spirits!

So are you REALLY just trying to tell me that my golf game is so bad it RAISES HELL?

This sicence makes you healthy.

Enthusiastic participation in sport could help you lose that spare tyre.

If that isn’t a catchy slogan I don’t know what is.

“She blinded me with sicence!”

So this is a car with a door to get out.

Fashion is sicentific.

Toyota has expanded into Spirits Summoning because of poor sales.

If you think that ad was bad, look at this old Isuzu commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsUymfKrfqg

Though amusing, Isuzu dealers hated the Joe Isuzu commercials because it did not help their sales.

The passenger side seat belt has locks, that can only be released by a control on the driver’s side door.