This is how I get in trouble…

A story about sausages

Forbidden to all except black people?

Or is it just it do.

Yike- Don’t do it!

Well, if Nike said so …

After several thousand fatal accidents, Nike changed the slogan:

JUST FORBID IT.

They’ll look great on your prosthetics.

So It’s OK if I fall carefully into the tunnel?

Jumping into the train tunnel? Naturally, you’ll wear trainers.

@ Droll 4:28 am

…or track shoes.

Not Engrish but a poor location of advertising.

@Long Tom | 5:51 am: It’s on this site, along with some other hilariously bad placements of ads. https://www.scoopwhoop.com/humor/bad-ad/#.li8pkzxj1

*swoosh*

(sound of train passing overhead)

It probably depends on whose tunnel.

http://www.kevinandkell.com/1997/kk0929.html

The “Light at the end of the tunnel” is often an express train heading at you.

Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.

‘Ahm Cess. Pucker up baby.

Nike got their slogan switched with that of the Libertarian Party.

To jump or not to jump…that is the question.

@Running Comment | 8:52 am : Failure is never fatal? Maybe you should talk with some of the people in graveyards about these potential killers:
Heart failure
Brake failure
Failure to follow instructions
Failure to look both ways
etc.

@EffEff | 11:27 am: They didn’t need to. I never got a free lunch with my sneakers anyway. 😉

Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.

First seek ye the Kingdom of God. (Matthew 6.34 KJV)

I’m sorry. First seek ye the persondom of God. NNL. (Nonsensical Nonsexist Language)

My little Asian lady loved me jumping into the tunnel. But first I had to spend lots of time, to earn the right to.

You say “forbidden”; I say “already did it”.