Rook out!

Don’t take safety for granite.

Rockery has mond of its own

Best when it’s sleeping

I wouldn’t go to a Rookery either.

It’s very lockely to be dangerous if you’re dlunk.

Unlike Chinese grass whose feelings merely get hurt when trampled, Chinese rockery will actively try to kill you.

China rocks.

You could be mortary wounded.

Rockery isn’t half as dangerous as shrubbery.

Rockeries should not drive. It’s dangerous to drive when you’re stoned.

Don’t upset a rockery. They fight dirty!

Not as dangerous as rocketry.

If a man should lie with a man, then they should be stoned.

Leviticus 375 : 8 Pharisees 25 ; all out.

Rapery is much more dangerous.

It’s corrupting our youth!

Volcanic rock and dust is very dangerous. It causes:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Which, in its later stages, would not leave you with enough breath to describe your ailment to anyone. Except to exclaim. “Lungs ferked!” And reach for your oxygen bottle.

BTW That is only the dust. The rocks leave a red smudge on the ground.

In fact “ground” is how one would end up

The rockery is boulder than you think!

It’s safer to go with balladry.

If your balls a dry, rub them with butter.

Papery covers rockery. I win!

What about rollery?

Hickory, dickory, dockery,
The mouse ran up the rockery,
Loose rock struck home, and crushed his bones,
Hickory dickory dockery.

♪ C’mon, feel the joys, girls rock your boys…♪

I’ll take that warning with several grains of basalt…

@Myself 6:16,

…and turned the mouse to pumice.

A: Welcome back to the office. How was your trip to China’s mountains?

B: Thanks. It was Gneiss.

(Ba dum tsss!)

♫
I would walk ten miles on my hands and knees
Ain’t no doubt about it baby,
it’s you I aim to please,
and I would even climb a Chinese rockery,

Ain’t that “Tuff”* enuff?
Ain’t that “Tuff”* enuff?
♫

(*See definition of “tuff”.)

Adults must be accompanied by a miner.

@Algernon 4:06,

Did you mean “mound”?

@Myself 9:17,

For some trivia that’s neither here nor there, speaking of “mound”, there’s actually a suburb of Dallas, Texas, named “Flower Mound”.

Well, actually, I guess that’s “there”.
Go figure.

Q: What did the one pile of igneous rockery say to the second?

A: I lava you!

Nyuk nyuk….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTLJ9q9o

The Rockies are even more danger! Be carefully!

This isn’t just some silly con.

Rockery is more dangerous when it’s drunk a couple of quartz.

To seek danger is to be off one’s rockery.

Sounds like a total crockery to me.

@ Droll 2:32 pm

What goes great with a couple of quartz is a pie right?

@Yu No Hoo | 5:47 pm: I can dig it.
Any more captions in that vein?

Rockery and rollery is bad for your soulery.

@Pete | 9:22 am: The name of the capital of Arkansas is the one that always amused me.
There is a town in South Australia called Iron Knob. *insert hard-on joke here*

@DnT 12:39, Sorry mate, just saw your last. “Iron Knob”. Hilarious. There’s an awful lot of amusing American town names: Some of them even have themes. For example: There are ones related to eating/drinking: Chugwater, Wyoming Sandwich, Illinois Two Egg, Florida Ketchuptown, South Carolina Lick Fork, West Virginia Hot Coffee, Mississippi Ding Dong, Texas Candy Kitchen, New Mexico (Gee that was a whole breakfast!) Then there are the less pleasant digestion-related ones: Belchertown, Massachusetts Gas, Kansas (aka Gas, Kan) Slickpoo, Idaho And the ones romatically inclined: Loveladies, New Jersey Intercourse, Pennsylvania Bumpass, Virginia (a retired boss of mine actually lives… Read more »