Oh good, late again!

The early bird catches the worm gloves.

I’ll be late with a twist.

Some of their best customers are White Rabbits.

– Wait for it, wait for it……too late !
– Congratulations !

I’m dying to go back.

When the gondola returns it will be against the current.

OK, I’ll join the far queue.

We want you to lose wait.

Long lost novel draft by Cornelius Ryan:
“A Gondola Too Far”

I’ll be there 20 July

But no return

“To be late for one’s funeral” as the saying goes.

Would be no bad thing.

My lady was pleased that I was late….rather than early.

This isn’t an office, it’s just a stall.

Pete 4:23 or Tolkien’s The Late Return of the King!

No deposit, no return!

@BFC 5:23,

“The Fellowship of the Gondola”.

Please return before living.

Oh, I’m a cunning lingerer.

Where I come from, if you’re early, that’s rude!

@DnT:

I have added amusing names of American towns in reply to your post yesterday about “Iron Knob, South Oz”.

🙂

At least Morizo made the gondola run late.

@Marum 4:36,
Lexapro helps with that.
Trust me.

@Pete | 8:23 am : Nice lists! I think the English take the cake for names, though. For example, there used to be several alleyways called “Gropec*nt Lane”. 3 guesses what trade was plied there.

Better later than ever.

@DnT 9:20,

ROTFLMAO!

Dude….I only needed one guess!
Thanks, mate. That made my morning!

The early bird catches the worm. My advice to the worm: stay underground and sleep in late!

No worries. The gondola will also be late.