It’s not even pretty good

Just like mother used to make.

The best the factory can make.

Cosy, comfortable balls; just the way I like ’em!

I have indeed seen more attractive meatballs than these…

There is a good chance that these contain nuts.

These gave me a cute indigestion.

Why would you get meat balls from a homely vegetarian?

Retreat and think of cakes.

“Let them eat cake then!” (Marie Antionette)

If yyour balls are too homely, no c–t will go near them.

– What’s for dinner, darling?
– Ma balls!

@ algernon 4:03 am

It must be vegetarian if it came from a plant.

@Yu No Hoo. 0448. So! If I eat birds I find in trees, and other arboreal animals….They don’t count?

Is consuming your lady permissible, on a vegan diet?

Mmmm, crisp like a sock and stewed like a dork.

@ Marum 5:07 am

Absolutely.

Unless it is a carnivorous plant or man-eating tree.

They teste like tofu.

Worse than offal.

Based on the pic, those “balls” don’t look very round to me.
Or even oval.

@Pete 0611. In fact, they look bloody offal.

Actually, I have eaten a vegetarian “steakburger”. The steak was made of nut-meal and soy-meal.

It was passable.

Not to compare with a chunk of round or topside, though.

The place was; Squirrels; in West End in Brissie. They did the best salad rolls I have eaten anywhere. (in the South Pacific region)

@Marum 6:14,

I’ll bet they taste bloody offal too.

Balls 101.

Balls do not have to be round: ie. Footballs.(League, Union, American)

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE. (Jerry Lee Lewis)

@Algernon 0403 and Yoo No Hoo 0448.

In truth. They are the very Fabrik of existance.

EDIT Existence.

@Marum 7:29,

S’truth, mate…no, they don’t.

Actually they are imitation meat made from soya &/or gluten and do resemble the texture of real meat.

Hence the term “vegetarian meat ball” and of course that’s where the oxymoron creeps in.