If you’re not sure you’re alive, think again.

Feels warm because he cocks his leg

When it became apparent that the typical internet ads like “horny women located in your town” were unsuccessful, the ad companies tried to broaden their horizons.

Dogs are better than
Monkeys

I can easily refute this proof with a dead dog and a microwave oven.

Located in u town.

Specifically, located on a chair.

I heard life was a highway, so I left town.

– Hello the friend! Where are you located?
– I’m located in your town.
– I know, but where exactly?
– Life brings with it countless possibilities.

This appears to be a circular argument.

When we feel life’s warmth, it is sure prof that we are alive.

But when we are alive we create the warmth which we feel.

Therefore, the warmth gives the illusion that we are alive.

Thus, we could be dead, but on fire.

So. The reaction could be endothermic, not exothermic.

When I feel life’s warmth, I know the dog has been sitting on the furniture again.

When the dog licks my face, I know that I’m alive.

My chair is full of dogs.

Yu No Hoo.0417. That was the Irishman, who heard that most road accidents occur within 5 miles of home.

So he moved.

Just try to get me off this chair buster.

C’MON! Hold out your hand….Just a bit furthur, heh heh.

This … This animal!!

Some of my best friends are alive.

Just ask the squirrel how gentle the dog was.

Life is delicate.
Gentle hand wash
Drip dry
Do not pump iron.

YOLW. You Only Live Warm.

@Marum 4:21,

Endothermic vs. Exothermic, as defined in places such as Tasmania, Arkansas, West Virginia, or Saskatchewan (Hey I’m attempting to be Pan-Anglophonic here):

Endothermic: Keep that hot prong away from my backside!!!
Exothermic: But feel free to apply it to my ex-wife.

@Frank 4:53,

I have yet to see a dog outrun a squirrel.
But I’m sure there are some fast enough.

@Running 4:23:

That’s funny. My dog is full of chairs!

I’m a sucker for today’s Engrish photo
‘Coz the dog in the chair is a Shiba-Inu.
And I have a Shiba which looks almost just like the pooch in the pic.

@Pete 7:10:
But is it as warm as the one in the pic?

@Dr Lex. 0720. No. He gad his stuffed years ago.

Think of the money you save on dog fued.

My doG creates chairs.

EDIT prev gad = had

@DrLex 7:20 am,

Even warmer!
Gentlest dog in the world!

Doggie style…………………………………………………………………………$150.00
Barking and yelping extra………………………………………………………$20.00

This bloke is having sex with a hooker. While this is happening, her miniature French Poodle is licking him on the bum.

Unfortunately the police raid the joint.

She gets charged with prostitution.
He gets charged with being on premises used for prostitutiom.
And the dog lost its likker licence.

One of the cats I grew up with was a very large and muscular tomcat who caught and ate squirrels, leaving tails and large intestines under our back porch. A cat who came later chased squirrels as a kitten, but never caught one.

It’s difficult to imagine a dog catching a squirrel when a squirrel can easily escape by climbing a tree or other vertical object.

The fiend is this human. It’s hot.

@Pete | 7:08 am: Chairs? They’re probably stools!

Marum | 4:21 am: “When we feel life’s warmth…”. It’s not life unless it gets you right in the feels.

@DnT 5:39,

Winner, winner,
Chicken Dinner!

You win.
I was waiting for that all day from somebody!

Just don’t eat it.

@Salome: Of course not. This is a Japanese and not a Korean picture.