Because child services

What if your friend is a teedy beer?

A teddy baby has a bear behind.

Too much leddy

Some of my best friends are…… I forget.

These dolls are inappropriate

Bear with me, I’m just learning to translate.

I may forget some “Friends”, but I’ll always remember “Seinfeld”.

Looks like Barbie Grill’s friends made a Miss Steak and named her Teddy.

– I don’t like being called ‘Teddy Baby’.
– Did I call you ‘Teddy Baby’?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXYzUlv0S8

I bought my wife a “teddy’, but on her it was more of a grizzly. (Benny Hill)

Ken is a Teddy Baby?

Baby Roosevelt.

Smokey the Baby?

Don’t call me Teddy Baby or there will be trouble bruin.

♪ C’mon Baby, let’s go party ♪

I think there were Muppet babies, but my memory on the subject is a little Fozzie.

@Pete | 5:14 am: “Only you can prevent diaper disasters”.

Does Preety Girl have a Twetty Bird?

Out of sheer prurient curiosity, I looked in a catalogue. Do you know these Girly Sex Dolls, are available with interchangeable Vaginas.

According to your – ahem – requirements as to fit.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Leddy

Hey Barbie, it’s 12 steps down the catwalk to recovery! We Engrish fliends are behind you 100%!

@Marum | 8:46 am: So, I suppose they have a “virgin” model? Asking for a friend. 😛

@DNT above. According to the catalogue, some of the newest electronic models, even squeal at the right time.

After 30 years in electronics, I imagine Piezo electronic pressure sensors, would be able to achieve that little feat.

I wonder if it could ask one to do some of the things, my lady used to ask me? Without the HD melting, that is.

Nope. Give me the handsomme boy.

Send bobs, baby.