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Mrs Porn sends her regards
Outsourcing from the Suck Ho building
BJ and Associates; sounds better
Their service sucks!
There is a firm called BJ Ball. But that does not make sense.
I fear they have the “wrong end of the stick”.
Just started in business, still trying to get a head.
It’s a pubic company, listed on the cock exchange.
@Marum | 4:16 am: They would have to be nuts to use that for a business name!
This where adventurous young Korean ladies, can get between the white loins.
BJ, partners with BS
There is in tents competition in this industry.
Looks like they’d have a very small staff.
Business looks a bit stiff
Ha?
Ani yo! No, no, NO, White boy!
We offer BUN JEE jumping tours!
It’s not really Engrish, though one can compare it to the infamous Electrolux vacuum cleaner ad, “Nothing sucks like Elecrtolux”.
It takes two hands to handle the Whopper.
A subsidiary company of Lewinski Industries L.L.C.
They’ll get bigger by word of mouth.
Oh, they’re closed. Maybe Mike Hunt is doing business.
Locally we have a radio reporter…can’t remember if he’s traffic or weather reporter…with a name no parent with this last name should ever name their child.
His name is Michael Lederas.
Or as he’s usually called on air “Mike”.
Yes. Mike Lederas.
Try saying it really fast like you’re a radio announcer short on time.
The first time I heard it on the radio I said out loud “WHAT did they say his name is???”
No, I’m not kidding. Will try and find an internet link to prove it.
@Pete | 5:26 pm: I love that stuff!
There is actually an Aussie racehorse called Bucket of Vyno. Try saying that like a race-caller! “And coming up the straight, it’s….”
@DnT:
The owner might as well have just spelled it out as “F***it if I Know”.
Hehe.
Still looking for that link. I’d found online reference to “Mike” a year or two ago when I first heard it on the radio. But I must be spelling his last name wrong. Will keep looking!
FOUND HIM! I misspelled the last name.
It’s actually spelled Litterst.
First name as described above.
Try saying that fast 5 times!
Video proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlIeCzjBwzM
Nice job !
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