The red one!

As long it motor bike

Cop say no

Didn’t you just mention the Spanish Inquisition?

Why do I feel like I’m being taken for a ride?

T-shirt fashion goes in cycles.

Not in the mood for this kind of recreation; I’m two tired.

Mentioning all the motor bikes leaves him exhausted.

So what our street cop is trying to say, is: I cannot give an overview neither can I discuss a specific model, hence I have no clue what I’m talking about.

“Which Do We Want?” says the cop.
“Let shoot this one!” says the other cop.
“Here We Go!”

There is no part in any motorcycle named “attitude”.
That is part of the majority of donkeys who ride them.

This reminds me of a comment by an experienced pilot, on Flying Cars:

Flying Cars! Filling the skies with people with minimal training, limited knowledge, even less experience, and almost no ability, and a ‘don’t give a f–k attitude’ to everyone else….What could possibly go wrong?

Actually. It was my comment, but he came up with it independently.

I defer to his greater experience – he has thousands of hours experience, puddle jumping in heavys.

Q. What is the first thing most people do when they ride a motorbike.

A. Let out the klutz.

There are two kinds of motor vehicles.

Heavy Trucks ——————————— and Targets.

The problem with flying cars:

“Did you remember to set the parking brake?”
*CRASH*
“Uh, I guess not!”

@Long Tom | 1:11 pm: That shouldn’t be a problem, because flying cars would have air brakes! 😉

The cops who say ni.

I guess one should feel sorry for Harley owners.

They can’t afford mufflers, like the owners of any other normal vehicle owners.

Last time I checked, China had banned them for that very reason.

I remember years ago hearing a man talk about how Polish criminals were smuggling stolen Harleys into Poland.

RE tokpisin:

The old story about a Helicopter = Mixmaster bilong Jesu Kreis.

Is just that….Sampela stori. (Sindaun arere long diwai na stori liklik)

But a bicycle = baisikel (mod) wilwil (trad)

Motorbike = motabaik

FOR: Ol manimeri i kisim save liklik..

Cannot even mention them? Not much of a spokesperson, are you?

Left tit? Right tit?
Here we go…