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– Hey, wanna, like, order, dude?
What, they only serve dish #65? That doesn’t deserve a yeah.
Better than the nei restarant around the corner
Yeah yeah yeah
You’ll be happy at the New Yeah.
Feast your ayes!
65? Just 4 more and it would rate “Yeah! Yeah! Ohhhh yeaaaaah!
Well, “Hey, hey, hey!” doesn’t sound so good nowadays.
No. Fujian Bare Bones Carry Out.
Let me hear ya say “dumpling”!
I went there once. Woke up on a fishing vessel!
– Waiter! Let me hear you say ‘Yeah’.
– Ni?
@FB 0450.So you were Shanghaied aboard a boat.
Did they show you the Golden Rivet?
@Marum 5:32: They don’t shanghai you on a boat anymore. Owing to the shortage of cheap labor at factories in Southern China, you will be transported to work as slave labor at FoxConn to make Iphones.
@Big Fat Cat | 5:47 am: I read that they are using the boat theme on that building. Something about surrounding it with nets.
Good thing you told me; I’d never have guessed that was a Shanghai dumpling.
@DNT 0449.
Only if she is capablee of talking out of the corner of her mouth.💟
OH! 💋
FYI. The Golden Rivet. (Old navy joke) It is purported to be the last rivet they put into a ship.
Unfortunately, you have to bend over to see it.$#128561;
Oh for an edit button 😱
Sing a song of exotic food,
Of something both nice, and rude,
An appetising dish,
Of finely sliced raw fish,
Sashimi, served artistically on a nude.
You on’t need a knife.
It is already c–t up.
EDIT:
You don’t need a knife.
It is already c–t up.😋
Haiku: Sashimi finely sliced served beautifully on a geisha nude.
@Classic Steve 0742. Same here mate. It looks more like sliced peaches with a cherry in the centre.
Colour is RS though.