That stream is not a beverage…

That stream is not a beverage…

posted on 6 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Wildlife-is-not-food

…except these parrots. They taste great.

Photo courtesy of Chris Neilsen.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

False advertising

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

This is not a table

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Try telling that to a tiger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Then why are they made of meat?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

No problem, I domestic-ate it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You look tame. Would you like to come home for dinner? 😈

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I can remember the Cartoon of Bugs Bunny in the cooking pot.

“What’s cookin doc.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If wildlife is not food, then why are the little buggers so delicious?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Koalas are definitely not food!

Apparently the first settlers in Oz were so short of food they tried to eat koalas. They apparently taste like a piece of steak, which has been marinated in Eucalyptus oil for 24 hrs. EERRRK!!!

I do note however, even the aborigines never ate Koalas.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Spotted Quoll Fricassee, with a side dish of Bilby and Water Lily Bulbs.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

La fauna silvestre no es la comida!
-Presidente Maduro

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do you know that Australia is the only country which eats its Coat of Arms.

♫I have an alternative to KFC,
Serving spiced and fried el Gato.
Put Skippy on the grill,
And some Emu if you will,
Cook them nice and rare,
With some red wine if you dare,
And serve them on a bread-roll,
With some onions and tomato.♪

Sori tumas about that; el gato (Esp) = Tomcat.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Pete 0459.

?Me puedo comer a los campesinos

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernoon 0404.

A table? Maybe not.

But sheet polycarbonate makes a great cutting board.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Wildlife not found. People destroyed it all. Please wait …

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Ben Franklin proposed making the turkey instead of the bald eagle the national symbol of the USA. If he had succeeded, our food industry would have been a national embarrassment.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

The sign should have said, “Wildlife is not food for human consumption.”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“I beg to differ!” -Ted Nugent

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! This table is empty!
– I’m afraid you made a mistake, Madam. Kitchen is right behind those palm trees.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Who taught the parrots to say “Eat me?”

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

@Frank Burns 5:5:55:

I have a hard time seeing Ted Nugent willingly begging for much of anything.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Who is Wildlife? I think he’s already eaten by someone.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Pete | 11:13 am: True, that. When you can shiat your own heel-spurs, why beg?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Scratch my last comment. It seems the Chinese are already eating whatever they find. 😯

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Reminds me of Bruce, the shark in Finding Nemo: “Fish are friends, not food”.

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