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Dear business:
I am discontented. My right product divided its direction and mmelted. Please replace at 7 soon as I wish to be immortal by then.
Replicat 7 ! Och aye Cpn. Me puir puir engines canna tak this forever.
I told you the Thai language was difficult for falangs.
Trying to understand this, leaves me fit to be thaied.
Confused? Yes, Siam.
Immortal fashion never dyes.
I think the translator is on the 420 product.
I’m afraid their business is already melting, or at least their translator is.
Great, now I can leave forever.
I see. the writer of this, has not evolved into an English speaking being, to fit the gap available.
(GET 1020 notes on Darwin and evolution)
Mmmmm … mmelt business!
I prefer the Immoral Fashion !
You will get VD if you visit the website.
So I bought it, turned it on and POOF!
Suddenly I was dressed like some ancient Persian warrior.
Beats me how. Impressive technology.