Still only one…

Either hairy or boney

Could be Brazilian

Are they at least private pubic accountants?

You may find one in your area.

They go over your business with a fine-tooth comb.

Founded by Short & Curley.

– Mommy, what is accountant?
– It’s just a man with a beard on the wrong place, honey.

Their reputation is untainted.

I’ll bet all the apprentice pubic accountants get all the dirty work.

I’ve heard of rebate accountants. Maybe these are master-bate accountants.

Did you hear about the pubic accountant who lost control and got the sack?

I hear the boss is a real dick.

What would the government refund me if I file my tax return with them?

When I had a computer science course in college, the female professor wrote “PUBIC DOMAIN” on the whiteboard, and I pointed it out to her. She quickly corrected it. (I am not making this up.)

@Long Tom 6:24: My high school Physics teacher once told the class : Like poles attract, unlike poles repel and I quickly corrected him. He looked suspiciously gay to me.

Moter would not approve.

Filing your tax returns doesn’t have to be a hair-pulling experience – or it could – if you want.

@Big Fat Cat: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12446306/

I think that has been mooted before:

ATO FORM 041OE.

4″ to 6″; normal tax applicable.
6″ to 8″; growth tax assessable .
8′ to 10″ : Luxury tax applies.
10″ + : luxury + capital gains tax on individual basis on excess over 10″.

Under 4″ : Development grant may be applied for.

Please consult you Pubic Accountant

Ugh, let’s keep that private.

Private banking ?