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One can never be roo horny
Well if you genly rub old horny then cream will follow
An old horny layer needs a good X-foliant.
Be gentle with that old horny layer. We need the eggs.
A facial could be considered a horny layer, I guess.
Never try facial thing with an old horny!
Old? Horny? Use our fine gran-ular treatment.
You can certainly get protein and enzymes from old horny!
♫On top of old horny,
Making love at high-noon,
There I lost my true love,
By spurting too soon♪
For premature ejaculation,
Will frustrate you lover,
And if she never gets there,
Your romance is over.💞
Remove old horny simply by getting a new horny.
If you’re not in the mood, just throw a handful of this powder in your partner’s face.
Also a great weapon against sexual predators.
If this is the mild formula, I hesitate to ask what the extreme strength formula does…
Pete: To stop rapists forever.
If I want to stop the old horny layer, I just think of Rosie O’Donnell.
@FB 1:47:
Or Joy Behar or Whoopie Goldberg or….etc., etc.
@Frank Burns: Probably why Rosie O’Donnell came out as a lesbian. She couldn’t find any boyfriends.
@Long Tom 0544.
Gunpowder??
Preferably, behind a 44 calibre projectile. Nein?
Behold the power of a facial. Contains enzymes and protein that will not only remove your horniness but also keep your skin clear and smooth.
Buy now!
May contain potassium bromide.
Marum: I was thinking akin to MACE or pepper spray.
Nope thanks, I’ll keep the horny layer