My ass only wears domestic.

I’d like to cover more than just my ass…

Are those emoticons?

I feel like they should have use a colon instead.

Levas’s 501?

I didn’t know they even made clothing in Japan nowadays. At least not the standard Western type.

A stylish ass is Important.

Are they made of denim or sat in?

I prefer palace jeans, with ballroom.

It takes more than a g’dup to get an ass to move.

Do you need to burro some money to buy a pair?

Black Levis matter!

Well up yours too

Like white ones on a wet day

That’s not the kind of exchange I’m prepared to make!

If they’re imported you’ll have to pay buty.

Try that for a pick-up line and see if your face gets slapped!

Don’t know about black, but I enjoyed covering my querido’s little brown ass.
Actually, “enjoyed” is an understatement.

In Tagalog the reply to; Kamusta ka is mabuti.

kamusta ka = how are you.

mabuti = fine.

Mabuti naman ako salamat. = I am fine thanks. There is a joke about that. The lady answers mabuti. The bloke says. “What’s wrong with your booty?”

@Yu No Hoo 0426. I had that problem covered. 😈

Import Casual Swear

These jeans will not work for me. (Because they’re casual. What did you think I meant?)

Hands up, all they who have zipped up their jeans in a hurry, and caught their pubic hairs in the zipper.
Actually, I’ll bet more than one female has, too.

@DNT 0613. I reckon, a white lady would slap you even harder.

;01 = apathy