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Ah a shrubbery.
Perhaps the knights that say ni have traveled far.
I’d be happy to live in the flower age. With a few exceptions, it would have to smell better than the technological age.
The tour wonderland starts at the rabbit hole.
What’s an average flowerage?
They were by the loins, deflowered.
The English text: “flowers, wonderland, and culture!”
The Chinese text: “bathroom”.
Once the tour of the flowerage starts, nobody leaves.
First annual?
I’d like to know how this transpired.
I hear interest is growing.
Must be the Michael Jackson garden. His old estate was named “Wonderland”.
Hubby argues with his wife. He brings home flowers.
She, not willing to let the disagreement die, grumps: “Flowers huh! I guess you expect me to lie on my back all night with my legs in the air.!”
He: ” I think the flowers would prefer it, if you just put them in a vase.”
@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am: Depends on the acreage, tillage and drainage.
A rose iby any other name would smell as sweet, unless it’s an Amorphophallus titanum. (Corpse Flower)
‘Twas only a small cluster when I went to bed, but it arose during the night
A: So how did you like the flower wonderland?
B: Actually I wonder why you took me. Wasn’t worth all that hullaballoo.
@ Droll 4:44 am
Took me a while before I twigged to that reference.
@Yu No Hoo | 9:11 am: But you finally seed it, bud. 😛
After touring the flowerage, let’s take a carriage to the village for a game of cribbage or hide-the-sausage.
“Life is like a bed of roses but watch out for the pricks.”
(In quotes because it was made up by someone else, long ago.)
( the Jackson estate was called “Neverland)