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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
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This is a reckless zone…
More people die of safety than in all accidents combined…
Photo courtesy of Andy Gamble.
Found in Shanghai, China.
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Please step under the lipting weight.
It basically means to avoid all those Engrish warning signs?
No, thanx.
Well, sanctuary much for the warning!
In case of safety, call our Insecurity Officer.
Wall is exemply dengerous
Safety is overrated
– Where do you want to spend our honeymoon, darling?
– Somewhere romantic! Let’s go to Fukushima, there’s an abandoned radioactive area with camping place in the center, located on long, slippery, oily wet stairs under a rusting construction area full of half-demolished buildings, plutonium waste leftovers and black anvils hanging on rotting ropes, just outside of chemicals and zombies warehouse with door sign ‘You Are Already Dead!’
Be careful falling, use your head.
We want you to enjoy your trip.
You can dance if we want to
You can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance
And if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine.
There once was a burglar who had a vasectomy.
He became a safe blower.
Maybe the Chinese have started to play American football:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_(gridiron_football_position)
@FB 0604.
No matter how much you shake and dance,
The last few drops will fall in your pants.
Gotta be careful of those airbags.
The battle cry of the Yolo kingdom.
Forget about safe sex. You could fall off the safe and hurt yourself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLMBHvDNYiU
This actually explains a lot about Chinese maufacturing.
There seems to be a theme here…..
https://engrish.com/?s=fall+carefully&x=0&y=0
Too much safety, will surely kill you.
Nice Freudian slip