Make this Olympics great again!

Serves pork

I hope they’re not cooking wieners!

Combining the two could be a big miss steak.

So no kimchi with the sausage then.

Come in and see the dancing grills.

When coffee machine is out of control.

Everything is cooked Brown.

May I take your ardor sir?

Bi-Bim-BANG!

Welcome sir.
May we offer you some Galbi?

Uh, no. Just the Gal, please.

Talk about some “special sauce’………

Seeves Twice Porked Cook.

How would you like your meat done, sir?

No dogs allowed.

Don’t accidentally drop your sausage on the hotplate.

Might actually work.

If you put you wife’s bum on a hot grill, it might be the first time she has moved during sex for the last twenty years.

Actually it is a Korean, nude, country and western, karaoke machine.

It is there to see how well you yodel, when your sausage falls into the grill.

@Pete 6:06:

Oops. Meant to start with “Serve”.
“Seeves” is what happens to Engrish without coffee.

And I had thought that the Japanese still sneered at anything Korean-even their B-B-Q.

@Pete | 9:21 am: That’s what happens when you have covfefe instead. 😛
Typo didn’t spoil the joke for me, anyway, although until that moment I hadn’t realised there was such a thing as twice cooked pork.
Engrish can be very educational!.

And need we remind you? – At the BBQ Sex Machine, always use a condiment.

I want my baby back, baby back, back sex.

@DNT 0611.

McF-ckaulds

Drive thru: “How would you like your meat done, sir?

Cust: “One doggy style, one missionary, and one cowgirl.”

Drive thru: “OK! Would you like fellatio with that?”

@DnT 6:34:

Yup Yup. “Twice Cooked Pork” or “Double Cooked Pork” is a pretty popular Hunanese dish.

@Long Tom 5:13:

Nope. Neighborhood hole-in-the-wall Korean BBQ mom & pops are a yen a dozen in Japan. The Japanese even enjoy Kim Chi…although it tends to be less spicy & garlicky than the authentic Korean version.

“Get up-ah (get on up), get up-ah (get on up) . . .”

Fellas, Korean BBQ’s ready to get up and do its thing. They wanna get into it, you know, like a—like a sex machine, man, movin’, and doin’ it, y’know . . .