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Nutcase?
My gase was Surfinc.
That’s not an open mind son.
It’s a vacuum.
It’s an open and nut case.
You lazy, surfin’ son of a beach!
Duuuuuude
Case today.
A complete sentence tomorrow.
I hear the case was suspended, due to their being no conclusive evidence, of the existence of a mind.
‘Twas sufin’ wot improved my punctuation.
I is literate enuf to spiel
Surfbeard Surfbarderr SurfbaordTypical Schrödinger’s case.
If you open your mind it won’t get board.
The judge heard the case and decided to hang five.
Can’t tell a law suit from a wet suit?
This is your brain on a surfboard…
Warning: Surfin’ with an open mind may result in a severe case of brain-washing.
Everybody’s gone surfin’
Surfin’ open case.
What’s you smorking
Surfin the what