Viagra, Cialis…

Buy 1 item and get a boners of 50% off the second item.

For things that stick up

Thank you for shopping here. Please come again!

Gor the turgidly inclined

I recommend erectrical outlet.

– Sweetie, it’s Daddy’s erection day, let’s go shopping!

AKA wood products.

Where you’ll find the fleshlights.

– Are you sure you want a vacuum cleaner, Madam? It does not vibrate that much,,,
– I know, but at least it sucks!

Whatever turns you on.

Better pick up one of those urge suppressors.

Can I vote in the Japanesee General Erection?

@Yu Noo Hoo 0514.

My wife had an urges suppressor fitted. It works like this during sex: “You know dear. I think the ceiling would look better painted blue.”

Hahahahahahaha – sob.

-Do you need a plug for your appliance, sir?
-Yes, but…

……….or are you just glad to see me?

Beware of random discharges.

To get to this department, please go down in the erevator.

It’s mostly cheap Chinese stuff that says ”Co Ming Soon” and ”Buy two, get erected for Free!”

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the Rord.

Use a tens Machine to torture your lady’s lovely bits. She’ll probably love it.

But remember. She may want to do the same to you. (How brave are you?)

BTW. Use the gel-pads. Not bloody arrigato-clips.

“Hey, Tanaka, can you explain to me why so many Western tourists are laughing and taking photographs of that sign?”

Somebody found dad’s old stash of “Playboys”.

Sendai or Sexdial ?

@Frank Burns: Penthouse magazine is actually much naughtier; they show vaginas.

Does it come in blue?

Oh! I never knew Vaginas were naughty.

Delicious,
Delightful,
Enticing,
Esculent,
Exciting,
But naughty?

Like the most recent erection turned out to be catastrophic