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That’s sippin’ jianshi.
posted on 8 Jan 2018 in Chinglish
After a couple jianshi everyone looks gorgeous.
Photo courtesy of Thomas Leeb.
Headrest cover found on China Eastern airline.
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Jianshi will help you join the Mile High Club.
I’ve had beers that tasted like they had a human origin… or maybe feline.
I’d hate to see what their lamps look like
Skin to skin
Try our new human origin intoxicant, Soylent Booze.
Human origin wasn’t that gorgeous according to Darwin.
Is that a Green Jianshi with a Three Pronged Crown?
You should try Jianshi dry
Intoxicant fertile? Maybe not.
But as they say: Licquor is quickour.
Drink Jianshi dry
She’ll love it.
If Jianshi really loves you, she WILL do the same for you.
@FB. 0608. No, It used to be a Maserati – pranged by a drunken Chinese millionaire.
You can do anything a Jianshi… the only limit is yourself…