Started off with so much promise…

Started off with so much promise…

posted on 10 Jan 2018 in Instructions

window-cleaning

Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It isn’t inconvenient to shut the curtain, so…….. I should leave it open, then?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I don’t want anybody watching me work

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Also, do not throw something, as Windows may crash.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Should I wash while I sleep

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

Rise of the Gondola is the name of the next Star Wars movie.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

♩♬ Do a little windows, make a little trouble, gets down tonight. ♪♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Windows will be carried out, welcome Lunix!

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

It’s not our responsibility that our window washers have to be Peeping Toms!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

OSX cleaning will be carried out tomorrow. We will use Disk Utility.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

No, I WANT them to watch.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

When window washers get down, the gondola rises.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see. Please do not go down in front of the window cleaner. We’ve had three fall off their platforms recently.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫ You ought to see the things I’ve seen,
When I’m cleaning windows♪

(George Formby)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Windows 10: Rise of the Gondolas

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Windows not found. Please throw something to continue …

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Gondola?
Is that why those things on the window are called VENETIAN blinds?

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Lookee here, Akira.

This is Kawasaki. It’s just not an imaginative tourist town.
And this is just your typical run of the mill branch of the Nikko hotel chain.

You wanna entertain fantasies of Gondolas in Venice?
Try that Italianate-looking love hotel down the street….

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

@Pete: Actually gondolas in Venice, Italy are strictly for tourists. The real transport in that city is via vaporetto motorboat busses.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

F–k orf. I’m the vulgar boatman.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

He went to Italy.
Where he caught the gondolier.
His doctor reckoned he had the venetian disease.

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