Mutoton sliges are best served cold…

Strong around the nethers

Dil doiled for breakfast

– Mommy? What’s ‘Breakfast’?

Slige Midluachra

From Wikipedia, the dip-doiled encyclopedia

Slige Midluachra is the old mutoton road settlents betail High Kings Road that ran in ancient times from the Tara to Dunseverick on the north coast of China …

– Wai ter! There’s a mutot on my betail zng!
– Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mad dam.

The famous human settlent green is popular here.

I prefer my ZNG beheaded.

Sounds like the ingredients the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles place on their pizzas.

Mutoton sliges go well with slided port.

Can I have Kim Kardashian fatty fried eggs and bacon?

There’s been a rash of complaints about the chafing dish.

Something about this rubs me the wrong way.

Bubble, bubble doil and drouble!

I hear they like muto ton in Paki, Stan.

It appears as if a Chafing Dish is the bane of Marie.

This menu was brought to you by; The Fast Fued People.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations slige,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits zng a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with betail bindlewurdles,.

(See also:
“Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning”)

They will be seud for freudulent misroperesentabulation.

Must be a catered meal for visiting Vogons.

This food most be orright. They don;t give you needles with it.

North Korea has the Million Mutoton Bomb.

It is wery dangeroos….Especially when it has gone off.

Untied sliges of Mutoton

How’s the feng shui in Hengshui?

Mind-doggling chingrish