Dengerous Food: Procade With Caution

The god fire is hot enough to burn your bush!

The devil made me do it

Denger it burns twice

In the flame of the father, the son and the HOLY SH*T! Ramen.

#4 could cause flame to shoot out of your donger!

4. Dangrous
5. Espremay Dengerlus

Spice Girls elevator?

They keep playing Dies Irae after serving the ramen.

Where There’s God, There’s Fire

– Satan

I’ve heard of fire and brimstone preaching, but this is ridiculous.

I think Very Spicy is more spicy than More Spicy.

♪
Spice, is a fiery thing,
And it makes a fiery ring.
I fell in to a burning bowl of fire,
I slurped it down, down, down,
And the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire,
The ring of fire.
♪

Testes very hot after eating.

Ian Paisley: :And there will be weeping and wailing and gnoshing of taeth.

LOL: “But Mr Paisley.” I don’t have any taeth.”.

IP: “TAETH WILL BE PROVIDED!”

Stolen from Dave Allen. (Irish comedian)

Oh I see, these are fire distinguisher instructions!

People tend to get very religious while eating this ramen. They start screaming things like “Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ, God almighty!” Usually you say grace *before* you eat.

Singepore . . . the renown fine city.