The hose knows the way to carry the sleigh

… because somebody stole the gate.

I’ll take a bus, thank you.

The entrance is blocked. And tackled.

♫Jingle Bells, Rudolf smells,’
Santa’s pranged the Sleigh,
‘O what chaos it will be,’
In the hose on Christmas day♪

House.

Thanks I’ll hop over

Well I’m not sure

Can I strictly remove this sign first? I promise that caption will be made at later!

Chinese ripoff of Alice Through the Looking Glass.

OK, I just hope some Fat Guy furrery Saiior makes keeping good repair.

See if I remember.

Danger and Donger,
Pranger and Velcro
Cummie and Stupid,
Spanner and Sitzen.

@DNT 0414

AHA! The irrustlious Chineese lipoff.

Railing against the rules is strictly forbidden

Do you know the way to Santa Hosé.

Well, I was going to find a toilet, but if you insist….

But I haven’t even begun to complain.

It’s a stern warning.

WARNING: It strictlys trespassing only! Non-trespassing persons will feel unpleasant consequences as they will be thrown through the railings against their Will.

Over the barrier and through the railing
to anchor this boat we go
the bosun knows the way to anchors aweigh…

So that’s how you get to the poop deck.

Nice Boat! – School Days (Japanese anime)

Going to be hell for people in wheelchairs though.

This sign applies to Kitty Pryde.