Tea Time, aisle 4…

Tea Time, aisle 4…

posted on 21 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

mini-funny-shopping

Kids will have funny for hours…

Photo courtesy of A.P.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Oh, I get it now …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The funny Photo shop

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Explains the funny look she is giving the photographer.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You get the funniest shopping on the Gold coast, where the ladies go shopping in their bikinis, with just a wrap over their shoulders, which conceals nothing.

Anyway, this lady was bending over the freezer to get something, when her little son reached up and dakked her.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yup! Brainwash your kids into consumerism, as soon as possible.
After all. Buying ship-loads of crap, confers instant happiness.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The toys are not off the shelf, they’re off-the-wall!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Time to be funny

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The funny tea girl

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hello Kitty!
– That’s great!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you have 2 kids and only one toy, the kids will have to double up.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Some random customers reviews:

”Are the batteries for the doll, like, included?”
– Paris Hilton

”I don’t get it.”
– Oscar Wilde

”Wonderful child strange shape.”
– Antonio Stella bottom tile & ji plug pu melon nai

”Nu!”
– The Knights who say ‘Ni’

”Where are the funny laughter keys? She talks like a fool!”
– Alcoholic Anonymous

”I’ll do the funny walk.”
– Basil Fawlty

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

The auto-translator is a little buggy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Teach your kids to do stand-up.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Funny, funny, funny
Must be money
In the rich kid’s world
Funny, funny, funny,
Always sunny
In the rich brat’s world
Aha aha
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It’s a rich kid’s world
It’s a rich brat’s world

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

“Young lady, funny doesn’t grow on trees.”

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

From a Judge Dredd comic:

A man dressed in funny underwear is standing on a street, and he tells people, “Pardon me, sir (or ma’am), my name is Kalvin Kinq, and I wish to ask you this all-important question: ‘Are you a fun underwear person?'”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Warning: Small parts may be a joking hazard.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Once upon a time, in land far away, all the little fairies went Fungi shopping. However this was an absolute disaster, because a lot of the little fairies became pregnant, and had little baby Fairies, and Elves.

Santa explained gently to the little fairies; That in future, no natter how much they liked it, they were never again to sit on Toadstools.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum | 6:45 am: Some of those fairies didn’t sit on the toadstool correctly and it wrecked ’em. 😉

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