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Ah. The ubiquitous Dish of Child.
YUM YUM!
I am already in my declining years.
I do not need to decline any other bloody thing, thank you.
Look here Tojo!
I politely decline to decline any declinations.
GFY.
However any brats screaming around the restaurant, (who bagarapim sindaun bilong mi) I will drown in the Goldfish Pond.
Tokpisin = Destroy my peace and quiet.
Child people have issues.
I make noise. Here, have a dish of I scream.
I make noise! Especially after eating beans.
Child people like eating child. They like to inspect noisy and running child before they devour them. Declining child people means no business.
Run in around may get you a child.
Will the Child be fried or roasted
I mak noise but child can run around in
Woman people, take care of your child people because the man people has you decline
Waiter, there’s a heir in my dish of child.
I make noise, therefore I’m child
The entering and the visitor…
Hmmm, suspicious.
How much Moore can child people take?
They’re not kidding!
A child strolls into a bar and starts to howl.
The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here with all your noise!”
The child says, “I thought this was a whine bar.”
A visitor is someone who pos in and out.
Visiting child people will get you 7 to 12.
EDIT: pops in and out.
So, are you going to approve my loan or what?
– Honey? I see child people!
– That’s our daughter, darling.
Woody Allen”s latest movie.
Honey I Screwed the Kids.
(I know it is in bad taste- but he really did – if you remember. The young Asian lady when he was married to – was it Mia Farrow?)
Looked it up: She is Soon Yi. .
The restaurant catering to Wiccans!
You know, the people who claim to be religious witches.
Ok so I was genuinely curious enough about the Japanese text, and so I tried putting a portion of the image into an OCR and then taking the OCR into google translate. Now I could tell that the OCR made some mistakes, a few of the characters were different, but I thought that with only a few mistakes I should be able to get a general idea… well, here’s the translation: “To the prisoners of the conflict of prisoners · Yellowstone entering the hidden poultry enclosed entrance ‘Combination ~ = = hunting crowd · deprivation under attack · astringent fighting… Read more »
The Engrish has you decline!
Once upon a time, in a far away land, there were some very bad children.
One day, their grandmother who owned a restaurant, go totally annoyed by them. So she cut them up and cooked them, and fed all her guests a dish of child. Finally the last of the children were gone.
Now children. We are all going to be good….Aren’t we?
This happens to be one of the worst cases of “Japlish” I’ve ever seen! The English bears only somewhat of a resemblance to the Japanese! Here is how I would translate it: No elementary school children under fourth grade allowed on the premises. For elementary school children in grades higher than fourth grade, no running around the premises. (A couple of the characters are really hard to see so that’s just a guess.) For elementary school children in grades higher than fourth grade, no dishes other than what they ordered allowed on the premises. (Again, this time the https://www.engrish.com lettering… Read more »